Tiada Logika

Sometimes, certain things seem to be so irrelevant, yet it happens. Hey2..hold on for secs. Dont worry, guys. I'm not going to give any lectures. This isn't about what one should do and not. Not that thingy tips how to get a supermodel body like Tyra Banks. It is just some points to ponder. Something to think about.They just popped up in my mind accidentally during my leisure (wasted) time in the surgery class. Here are some illogical points and moments that I would like to share.

Tiada Logika: Stage 1
i)Mr X: Dah 3-4 tahun belajar Ruski, tak malu ke, tak segan ke kalau tak pernah escape?
Ain: Huh?!!

ii)"Now I can blame someone for my not improving russian language."

Ain:Huh?!(My Russian sucks too...A big time. But,dont blame others. Dude, chill out!)

Tiada Logika:Stage 2
i)Mak: Ain,ade keluarkan duit ke dari Giro? Ayah dah checked buku akaun kat bank. Tinggal RM6 je.
Ain: Huh??!! Takde. Last, mase 1st year....2003
Mak: Ni ade transaction ni. Tarikh last die, 12 Sept 2006. Ada withdrawal RM3576.00
Ain: Ish...mana ade. Takde la mak..
Mak: Takpe2, nanti minta ayah check semula

ii)Jr. S: Kawan saya dulu kan..Die puasa sebulan Syaaban. Tapi Ramadhan tak penuh.
Ain: Lelaki ke perempuan?
Jr. S: Lelaki..
Ain: Huh??!!

Tiada Logika:Stage3
Miss D: Where's the others?
Miss G: All of my groupmates are sick.
Ain: Huh?!

Tiada Logika:Stage 4
Mama: Ain, I was mopping Ali's toilet. Suddenly, water drips from the ceiling. May be it's from your shower.
Ain: But.......(Under us is Kak Amy's block. Not Ali's)

Tiada Logika: Stage 5
I never let any metal stuff kisses my rice cooker. Somehow I'd realized some nasty scrathes on its surface.

Ok...enough for Tiada Logika. In some circumstances, we did try to avoid something from happening. It is indeed so difficult. It's like you're pushing it, but the others trying to pull it. Isn't it ironic? Nothing much you could do. You've done your part, the others should play their parts too. TQ for reading....

p/s: Sorry, some conversation was taken without permission. The author just extracted them. The author refused to reveal names of those involved.

-The Author-