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Tiada Logika

Sometimes, certain things seem to be so irrelevant, yet it happens. Hey2..hold on for secs. Dont worry, guys. I'm not going to give any lectures. This isn't about what one should do and not. Not that thingy tips how to get a supermodel body like Tyra Banks. It is just some points to ponder. Something to think about.They just popped up in my mind accidentally during my leisure (wasted) time in the surgery class. Here are some illogical points and moments that I would like to share.

Tiada Logika: Stage 1
i)Mr X: Dah 3-4 tahun belajar Ruski, tak malu ke, tak segan ke kalau tak pernah escape?
Ain: Huh?!!

ii)"Now I can blame someone for my not improving russian language."

Ain:Huh?!(My Russian sucks too...A big time. But,dont blame others. Dude, chill out!)

Tiada Logika:Stage 2
i)Mak: Ain,ade keluarkan duit ke dari Giro? Ayah dah checked buku akaun kat bank. Tinggal RM6 je.
Ain: Huh??!! Takde. Last, mase 1st year....2003
Mak: Ni ade transaction ni. Tarikh last die, 12 Sept 2006. Ada withdrawal RM3576.00
Ain: Ish...mana ade. Takde la mak..
Mak: Takpe2, nanti minta ayah check semula

ii)Jr. S: Kawan saya dulu kan..Die puasa sebulan Syaaban. Tapi Ramadhan tak penuh.
Ain: Lelaki ke perempuan?
Jr. S: Lelaki..
Ain: Huh??!!

Tiada Logika:Stage3
Miss D: Where's the others?
Miss G: All of my groupmates are sick.
Ain: Huh?!

Tiada Logika:Stage 4
Mama: Ain, I was mopping Ali's toilet. Suddenly, water drips from the ceiling. May be it's from your shower.
Ain: But.......(Under us is Kak Amy's block. Not Ali's)

Tiada Logika: Stage 5
I never let any metal stuff kisses my rice cooker. Somehow I'd realized some nasty scrathes on its surface.

Ok...enough for Tiada Logika. In some circumstances, we did try to avoid something from happening. It is indeed so difficult. It's like you're pushing it, but the others trying to pull it. Isn't it ironic? Nothing much you could do. You've done your part, the others should play their parts too. TQ for reading....

p/s: Sorry, some conversation was taken without permission. The author just extracted them. The author refused to reveal names of those involved.

-The Author-

adios amigos!!!

hey guys, i think this is it then...ive decided to close this blog officially...so u can start erase my name from ur link....why? no need to explain...just..i find some new place...=)

ok then....and im officially gone

*poof*

randomness

Me: ma, camera ila keno curi
Mama: duit?
Me: duit ado..camera jah keno amik…
Mama: xpo, camera jah, asal duit ado, gambar buleh copy dr saing

Week later

Me: ma, wallet keno curi pulok
Mama: ila ok x?
Me: ok….
Mama: xpo…duit jah, asal ila selamat, duit buleh pinjey dr saing

Me then…freaking out!

summer break....over.....vicious cycle..here i come..!

well...as for my trip to italy..ratey...totally agree with u...it was gr8, interesting...n i did enjoy myself...even though got some teeny-weeny unpleasent incident over there like someone took my camera on the 2nd day, lost my transportation card,accidentally dropped my perfume on the floor..(which is still half full), being sexually harassed by a dimwit-drunken-moroccan-guy in milan train station, n lost my wallet on the last day in rome..err..actually someone took it while i slept at the station. Apart from that...i love it! love rome, love trevi fountain, venice, ice cream, ..owh n the pizza...my god! the best pizza so far ive ever tried. Plus ..italy won the world cup...Yeah! i know..its a bit lame to talk bout world cup now.....

and so.....here i am...continuing my journey over here in russia...well...wish me luck for my new sem...!

buh bye!!!

well mate...im off to ITALY...wuhuu...

tAtA!!!!

It's Hot, Getting hot, and Even Hotter

Assalamualaikum and howdy,
It's summer. This year's summer is the most unbearable. It's like your internal organs are being heated by Gamma ray. It's like doing the higher level yoga exercise; walking with bare feet on the hot charcoals. It's like jump into a hot glowing ignited gas that is generated by something on fire.(May be I'm exaggerating it) But, that is nothing compared to Hellfire. ~Keinsafan melanda diri~

'The Shop'
Yesterday was a money making day for Eldorado. Eldorado happens to be the nearest shop selling electrical goods. So, bunches of students marched to Eldorado with the same mission and purpose.The aim is one; to purchase some appparatuses with rotating blades that create a current of air for cooling or ventilation, which is called fan or in russian; ventilator.

'The Fan'
The fan is worth for your rubles!! The atmosphere of the room changed as you turn on the fan. Your gloomy room suddenly becomes brighter. You could sense a feeling of happiness in your room. Your bed becomes a cold cloud. You have the mood for study and 'stido' at the same time.

'The Weird Things'
But, in Russia there are lots of weird fans or ventilators. Have you ever see a fan which cant rotate 180 degrees? I mean, the ventilating part is static. Well, you can find such models in Russia and Amani has one. We just love to 'kutuk' her fan. Then, Anis ended up by buying her own fan. This one is the normal fan. It rotates just like a normal fan in Malaysia. But Intan and Suhaili have the most unusual fan. As the blades rotate, the current goes backward, which mean the cooling effect can be felt from the back of the fan. I do hope they go to Eldorado once again and fix it.

'Rezeki'
Ok, the end for the fan thigy. It's so hot outside. You could see Russians in their half naked outfits. Summer is the time for the guys to 'cuci mata'. They would say, "Pandangan pertama itu rezeki". Oh, bullshit. Is that you call 'rezeki' if you keep staring at them? Is it still 'rezeki' if you purposely wear the sunglasses so that people dont see that your eyes are actually fix at the sexy gilrs?

'Tepuk dada tanya selera'
Well, as for girls, is the high temperature can be an excuse for you to expose your aurah?To be like the Russians? Have ever you fear the punishment in the Day After? Or you just want to challenge The Almighty? Just ask yourself..

Ok,enough. Sorry if today's entry is hurting in some parts. I do belive words are even sharper than a sword. I mean no harm, I come in peace. See you next time..
Wassalam

~written by This is Not Adilla~

amani